you give it a chew,
But it does not give as easy as shoes
It’s bones are firm and made of wood,
four legs, no arms, but holds our food.
You grab a leg and go to town,
“You can’t take me you silly hound!”
but you try your best to no avail,
it would wag in your face if it had a tail.
Sharing is caring is a load of crap.
I will not give you the shirt off my back.
My money is mine and you can’t have a penny.
Not for you and not for your family.
Get a job, you lazy shit.
Your circumstances don’t faze me a bit.
My pockets are full while you live simply.
Don’t ask for a dime, you won’t get any
**jk I’m nice**
And the washer again.
My bulbs are out
and my pockets are thin.
The dishes are dirty,
and the garbage disposal clogged,
not to mention the floor,
I owe that to the dog.
The mattress is sinking
and so is the floor,
just that one spot, right by the door.
But I pay my rent and I rest my head
cause at the end of the day,
I have a bed.
I run far
but not too fast.
I never quite catch up.
Though my shoes are fit
and my laces taught,
I still can’t catch my rabbit.
Dear ***** Council,
I am writing this letter to request I be dropped from your bullshit foundation. Since joining the *****, I have been forced to attend functions with people I do not care for, with time I do not have, and charged a fine otherwise. I am regularly bombarded with emails, texts, group me’s, Facebook posts, etc. and am punished when I miss information that gets lost in the mess of your “organization”, even though I pay $800 a year for you to cancel every event that would make all your nonsense worth being a member for. The behavior of your members is embarrassing and simply not worth my time and commitment. So, though our relationship has several months left on our contract, I am dumping you. Keep the change.
Dear **** Council,
I am writing this letter to request I be dropped from the ***. Since joining the ***, I have not been involved due to my competitive equine career. I am regularly filling out excuses due to competitions and find myself not attending any events. As well as not attending events, my class schedule, so that I can compete on weekends, has inhibited my from ever attending any Monday meetings for the entirety of my membership with ****. I am very involved with my competition career and I simply do not have time to be a regularly participating member in ******. Due to this un-involvement, I know it is best that I discontinue my membership with ****** so that I can put forth that money and time to my equine career.
I’m leaving you and your selfish ways
the way you cling to me and make me feel ashamed
The way you’re always there
when I need you so
but your comfort costs me more than most
your golden color, your snazzy red dress
Get out of here McDonald’s
My scale you do test
Brown eyes peered up at me out of black lashes.
Patiently waiting, nose quivering as he inhaled the taste of my pizza.
Cheese with mushrooms and peppers
Cheese slid off the crust and went splat on the plate.
He licked his lips, long tongue flicking.
Tail gently sweeping the floor, he gave his final plea,
The last piece was always his.